Last month’s happy hour had us south of South. This month we crawl north of Callowhill to Northern Liberties, where the stops are closer together for chilly weather hopping.

Getting in and out of NoLibs is easy by bus (for example, the 57 goes up 3rd St. and down 4th St.) and the subway (the El, a.k.a. Market-Frankford or the Blue Line to non-locals) at the Spring Garden Station. Cabs are easy to catch (especially on 2nd Street), and of course, Uber if you’re crawling classy. Caution: If you decide to drive and park in the lot at The Piazza, you will not be able to leave your car there and expect to find it in the morning (overnight parking is verboten), but might be a nice option if you are expressing designated driver generosity.

Planning ahead is key, and we’re here to help. While sticking with one type of beverage all the way through is usually stomach-safest, your mom’s not here, unless you’ve invited her, in which case, Hi Mom!

This highly customizable crawl is unique in that it includes a bowling option, a Tue-Fri option, and a late night option, and a bonus option too! Conveniently, this happy hour crawl is straight down two streets with only one right and one left turn, so you shouldn’t need to employ mobile navigation (even after your fourth stop), and can instead use your data plan savings on these specials: